Comments on: Spam I Am I Am

By: Jonny Kelly

Jonny Kelly — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:45 +0000

That is funny, I’ve never got a reply to spam before, because I’m always angry when I reply, here’s one of my replies to spam; with the C-words cut out:
“ Katia, you are so generous, and your husband is lucky to have you; of course I’ll give you my contact details.

Full Name: Jimmy “The Dickhead” Dickinson
Phone Number: 2222 2222 2222 1
Address: Go fuck yourself.

Hope you can get in touch soon, Jimmy The Dickhead.

By: Kathleen Ryan

Kathleen Ryan — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:16:03 +0000

Hilarious response, Robert!

By: Harry Markov

Harry Markov — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:03:40 +0000

Ah, that is so wicked. I need to play this game every once in a while. You made me laugh with that reply. The glue bit is just too hilarious.

By: Charles Gramlich

Charles Gramlich — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:03:09 +0000

I know, the length some of these folks go to. I have a spam folder at home where i copy the most interesting tidbits into. Perhaps I’ll post from it some day.

By: Damon Lord

Damon Lord — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:32:37 +0000

A lot of them spammers just have poorly written form replies (a bit like editors! hehe) that they just copy and past and don’t even bother reading your efforts. The thing to do is to get them “off-script” so they can’t copy and paste a form reply, then you can really mess with them.