(In case you’re wondering, this post’s title is a reference to Mystic River — the book, not the film; in the film Penn plays Jimmy Markum. And yes, this is old news, but thanks to this, it’s fun to watch again.)
Oh, the glamorous life of a big Hollywood celebrity. All that fortune and fame. All that power. And all that scuzzy paparazzi. Honestly, the paparazzi are the scum of the earth, but as an actor — especially a big Hollywood actor — you just have to ignore them. Right? Well, maybe not …
