Pointless Stories

A few weeks ago the most recent edition of Postscripts -- which includes my story "Pillar of Salt" -- was reviewed by Locus Online. And my story, well, it did not fare well. At all. In fact, the reviewer pretty much hated it:

The employees in the post office of a small Pennsylvania town all know about the mysterious letters addressed to a Jonas Cotton that just appear in a letter carrier’s bag. And any carrier who opens one soon drops dead. Now Raymond, an aging, failed postal worker newly arrived in that town, is given the accursed route and, of course, finds one of the letters.

This is a difficult, distasteful story to read because the characters are such dismal, hopeless people. The story is told from the point of view of Raymond’s wife, who doesn’t particularly love or respect him — and we see no reason she should. It is so obvious from the beginning that Raymond is doomed, and that we will not care what happens to him, nor will anyone else including his wife. The only question is what she will then do, what will happen to her, but it is unlikely that anyone will care about her fate, no more than her husband’s. A pointless tale.

Ouch!

Actually, had I received this kind of review years ago, I would have been very depressed, but now it's like the proverbial water off the proverbial back of the proverbial duck. Granted, as writers we always want our work to be enjoyed and liked (and those who say they don't care, that they only write for themselves and nobody else, are liars), but it's a fact you can't get everyone to like everything you write. Sure, it stings, but you move on. As is the case with everything else in publishing, you hope for the best but expect the worse, so when a rejection or a not-so-great review comes along, you shrug and work on the next story.

But the thing that really stuck out to me was that very last sentence, those three words: A pointless tale. Clearly the reviewer (from what I can tell) felt the story was pointless enough that it didn't have to be written, let alone published. I even mentioned this to my wife, and she said, "But almost all of your stories are pointless." After a lengthy silence, I asked what exactly that was supposed to mean. "Well," she said, "it's not like your stories have morals or anything. They're just stories." And this, of course, got me thinking.

Do stories have to have points? Not necessarily morals, but a point that author is trying to make? Or can they just be stories for the sake of being stories? I know when I sit down to write a story, it's because something -- an image, a character, even a scene or title -- has infested itself in my mind that I have no choice but to write about it. I don't sit down and think I'm going to write a story about _____, because when you do that as an author I think it takes away from the actual storytelling ... if that makes sense. Or rather: you the author tells the story instead of letting the story tell itself.

I hate trying to classify works of fiction -- yes, this coming from the Hint Fiction guy -- but I guess the majority of the stuff I publish (in terms of short fiction, at least) would be considered slice-of-life. Fair assessment? Sometimes the stories may bring across bigger meanings to the reader, but I don't try to set out to do that. I just try to let the story do what it wants to do.

I talked to a past teacher about this recently and he said that, in his opinion, good fiction does not necessarily have to have a point or moral but should relate some kind of truth, be it of the world or human nature or something. I guess I can see that. But again, I can't see myself sitting down to write a story and telling myself that I'm going to relate some kind of truth. Those types of story, in my mind at least, come across as too forced, and oftentimes the reader can tell at once.

But that's just me. What about you?

Beginning Of The End

I wasn't going to throw in my two cents about this whole Flatmancrooked submission debacle since it's already been done here and here, but I figure I haven't done a good rant in awhile, so here goes. I believe this was a long time coming and isn't surprising at all. After all, Narrative opened the door with their outrageous $20 reading fees. I mean, seriously, $20 for a regular submission? Most contest entry fees aren't even that much. People complain about Narrative but Narrative gets away with it, year after year, and why? Because writers are stupid enough to pay. They believe in their hearts and minds and souls and whatever else body part that their stories are great enough to be published in those hallowed webpages and so they fork over $20 and wait half a year for a form rejection. And their $20? That goes to help pay the professional writers who are solicited by Narrative and who aren't required to pay any reading fee. See what they do there? The magazine takes the money from writers who will never have a shot to be published there and uses it to pay the writers with name recognition; the writers with name recognition being published in the magazine gives the magazine enough esteem that novice writers think they can get published there too, and so they submit their stories along with their $20 reading fees ...

Yes, that's right, it's a literary journal circle jerk, except the only ones getting screwed are the writers who don't know better.

And now here you have Flatmancrooked who will read your stories and get back to you in, oh, maybe a year. Or you can do this option:

Flatmancrooked offers !EXPEDITED! submissions and charges a $5.00 read, review and handling fee. These fees help cover infrastructure and printing costs for the website and journal. The current response time for !EXPEDITED! submissions is 14 working days.

Notice the "current response time" is 14 working days. This is, of course, subject to change. It could become less. It could become a whole lot more. And a response is a response; it doesn't necessarily mean your story will be considered any seriously as those stories wasting away in the regular submission slush pile. Most editors read the first page or two of stories and that's it, so, in theory, all your $5 is getting you is a quicker rejection.

Honestly, I don't really know much about Flatmancrooked. Their name is familiar but I've never read anything they've done or even submitted. And now with this new scheme they have going, I'll definitely never submit.

But they, I believe, are only the first. Soon more will follow. After all, it costs time and money to run a literary journal, even if it is online, and if you're receiving hundreds of submissions a month, then why not charge a few bucks per submission? In fact, based on John Minichillo's comment at HTMLGIANT, it seems Submishmash is encouraging such practices:

I think the bigger question is that Submishmash, which very quickly became the standard for submissions, has openly supported this kind of thing. They have a vested interest in charging for submissions and if it comes down to Submishmash going away or magazines charging a nominal fee, more easily justified because some of the places people respect and covet already do it...

You see, Submishmash offers their services to journals and writers for free. Hell, I have an account with them. They do nice work. But they're also a business, and ultimately they want to make money, which shouldn't be surprising at all.

It seems, once again, that in the literary world, the only ones not making money are writers. Right or wrong, this is where we now find ourselves, and it's only going to get worse.

The Next Couple Months ...

... I will be at the following places:

Author/Editor Robert Swartwood featured December 16 at MAC

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. – Author and Hint Fiction editor Robert Swartwood will be featured with Morgantown Poets at 7 p.m. Thursday December 16, at Monongalia Arts Center (MAC).

The event is free and open to the public. The MAC is at 107 High Street, downtown Morgantown (beside Hotel Morgan).

In addition to writing books including The Silver Ring and In Solemn Shades of Endless Night, Robert created the term “hint fiction,” which limits stories to 25 words or fewer. This new form is showcased in Robert’s anthology Hint Fiction (published by W. W. Norton), which features such authors as Joyce Carol Oates, J. A. Konrath, and Peter Straub. He blogs at www.robertswartwood.com.

Public parking is available near the MAC in the parking garage at the corner of Pleasant and Chestnut streets and at the city lot behind 142 High Street (enter off Spruce). The MAC is accessible to individuals with special mobility requirements; schedule ahead at least two days prior to the event by calling 304-292-3325, or write to info@monartscenter.com.

Morgantown Poets is an informal not-for-profit, all-volunteer community group that meets 7-9 p.m. the third Thursday each month at the MAC, providing literary enthusiasts in north-central West Virginia the opportunity to express themselves, share their work, network and to connect up-and-coming writers with more established authors. New writers are welcome. Join on Facebook by entering “Morgantown Poets” in the search. Or join the mailing list at morgantownpoets@yahoo.com or the listserve, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/motownpoetry.

  • AWP, Washington, D.C., February 2-5

My panel "Hint Fiction: Stories That Prove Less Is More" is scheduled for Friday, February 4, at 3:00 PM. Participants include Randall Brown, Roxane Gay, Michael Martone, and Daniel A. Olivas.

All the details haven't been finalized yet, but I'll be hosting an evening of Hint Fiction here and there will be other contributors reading stories and, I'm sure, much drinking and fun to be had. More info coming soon.

And that's about it for now. If you happen to be in any of these places on any of these dates, please try to stop by. I promise I will play Rock, Paper, Scissors with you. If you're lucky, I might even let you win.

Where In The World?

With NaNoWriMo wrapping up today, I figured now was a better time than any to give one important writing tip: Google Maps is a writer's best friend. I'm assuming that everyone is already aware of Google Maps and uses it religiously for their stories. Except, of course, those stories that take place in some magical kingdom of your own imagination. But for those of us who write stories set in the present real world, it can be a big help.

If you follow Joe Schreiber on Twitter, you know he just recently returned from a trip to Europe. Despite how much fun he and his family no doubt had, ultimately it was a business trip. After all, the sequel to his YA book Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick (which I predict right now will be a bestseller) is set in Europe, so he went over there to do research.

I don't blame him. If you get any excuse to visit another country to research a book and you have the time and money to do it, why not? Actually being in those locations will give you a better sense of the overall setting, much more than you could get from the satellite images from Google Maps. But for the majority of us who don't have the time and money to visit specific locales, Google Maps is our best bet.

I remember reading somewhere that in writing The Ruins, Scott Smith did not visit Cancún, Mexico, but instead researched the location from websites and brochures. Does that make him a lazy writer? Not at all. If he had the money and time and could have gone to Cancún, should he have done that instead? Who knows. In the end, what does it really matter?

Sometimes when using Google Maps I find myself becoming consumed with trying to make everything too authentic. Such as if a character is in a specific town or city and needs to, say, find a gas station, I search for an actual gas station on the map. Then I find myself changing the story to accommodate the true location. Which, if you think about it, is rather absurd. That's why, unless a story or book is taking place in a major city, I try to keep locales as vague as possible. It gives me, the author, more freedom to let the characters do what they need to do and not become restricted with "real life" ... though I must admit I still do try to keep things as real as possible.

But that's just me. Anybody else use Google Maps for their "research" or is there a better option?

And while we're on the topic (which we really weren't), did they ever capture Carmen Sandiego? Do it, Rockapella!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuzc4jgwlT8

We Are All Protagonists In Our Own Stories

The new issue of Foundling Review is live, a special tribute issue to Writers' Bloc which unfortunately closed its doors back in August. I was scheduled to have a story in the next issue which never came to be, and the editors at FR were kind enough to include my piece "The Lonely Life of a Tertiary Character" alongside work by Jack Frey, Eugenia Tsutsumi, Edward Rathke, Lisa Marie Basile, and Katie Manning. I'm not really sure where the inspiration for this piece came from except I've always remembered a deleted scene from the first Austin Powers movie, a heartbreaking scene that tries to remind us how even trivial henchmen have lives too. And by the almighty power of YouTube, I present it to you here:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_AFraxj-4