Buy Zombie On The Dishonored Dead

A new review of The Dishonored Dead appeared over the weekend, this one courtesy of Buy Zombie. In the lengthy review, the reviewer says the book is "a definite page turner with lots of action, tension and suspense" and that "the characters are well developed, the action is tight and the storyline is smooth." But the reviewer does pick up on one interesting point:

The entire storyline could be exchanged to depict cops versus robbers, CIA versus terrorists, US Army versus Taliban, etc. The only reason this story is listed as a zombie novel is that the main protagonists consist of decaying zombies who must apply lotion to their skin to slow down the rotting process and their hunt for living humans. As stated, those primary groups could be exchanged for any two groups of people and the story would still be an action packed, suspenseful, political thriller.

And it's true -- in many ways the novel is a political thriller that just happens to feature the decaying dead. I'll admit that while I've always known the novel was somewhat rife with social commentary, the idea that it was also a political thriller never crossed my mind. Maybe because I'm not a big fan of political thrillers and never intended on writing one. And I guess that also begs the question of just what makes a thriller a political thriller. Like the Jack Reacher novels -- many deal with political issues, but are they political thrillers in the same way a Tom Clancy novel is a political thriller? Could we go so far as to call The Dishonored Dead an allegory?

Then again, in the end, does it really even matter?

You can read the rest of the Buy Zombie review here.

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

So yeah, I got out of my car yesterday and my cell phone slipped and landed flat on the ground. It's not that big of a deal. I had enough foresight to get insurance on it, so all I need to do is take it in and get a replacement. But I'll tell you, being without Twitter and Facebook and email for several hours ... imagine my shock when I finally got online and saw that the Internet was still here!

Thanks once again for everyone who entered the "Multiplicity" contest. You all came up with some really great equations. But there must be one winner, and, after writing each name down on slips of paper and picking one randomly, the winner is Jay Brown! Jay, email me at robert (at) robertswartwood (dot) com with your address when you get a chance, thanks.

At some point this past Friday Amazon ended their free promotion on The Silver Ring. I figured sales would pretty much stop completely, but surprisingly they haven't. In fact, they continue to be very strong. I'll talk more about this in-depth once the month is over and I get my full sales report from Amazon, so I can calculate how many copies were downloaded free vs paid, but currently in the UK? The Silver Ring is number one in horror and beating out Justin Cronin.

That works for me!

And So It Continues

First, thanks to everyone who entered the "Multiplicity" contest. I'll pick a random name this weekend and announce the winner here on Monday. Now, remember when I talked about the e-book cover game last week? If not, maybe these will refresh your memory:

Well, in the comments section, this cover was also brought to my attention:

And then, just tonight, I saw that there's a new anthology out with a very familiar image ...

Will it be the last time this image is used? I wouldn't hold my breath.

Finally, think you're good a Tetris? Think again. (It starts getting really crazy around the three minute mark.)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwC544Z37qo

Dean Koontz On Writing

When asked how important college creative-writing courses were to his success, Dean Koontz answered:

I’m sure that the right teacher, in a well-designed course, can be a great help to beginning writers who are trying to find their way, but I have no personal experience of that. I found my own way by doing two things. First, I read 150 books a year, sometimes more, (very little TV, later no blogging, no e-mail, that’s how), fiction in all genres, contemporary novels but also the classics, poetry, and a variety of nonfiction. Second, I revise every page of a novel twenty or thirty times, whatever it takes, before moving on to the next page. This line-by-line immersion focuses me intently on language, character, and theme. I began this ceaseless polishing out of self-doubt, as a way of preventing self-doubt from turning into writer’s block: by doing something with the unsatisfactory page, I wasn’t just sitting there brooding about it. I have more self-doubt than any writer I know, which seems healthy to me, and now this method of working, this line-by-line immersion, no longer seems arduous; instead, it delights me. While my conscious mind is on the micro world of a single page, my unconscious is always working on the macro world of the entire novel.

Say what you will of Koontz -- for me, he's hit and miss, and, unfortunately, I think a lot of his recent stuff is miss -- but the man is a machine. Unlike some best-selling authors, he writes all his novels, and is currently releasing two books a year (which might not always be a good thing, of course). He has a few more interesting thoughts on writing at his website. And for the record, I like pre-toupee Koontz better (update: I'm told that it's not a toupee, but some kind of hair restoration and that it was very painful. Yikes!).

Did you enter the "Multiplicity" contest yet? If not, you have until midnight EST, so enter now.

New Look, Same Great Taste

I had mentioned last week how Aaron Polson is one of those authors coming up with some pretty impressive covers for his own books. Well, he just recently started offering his services for cover art and Kindle formatting. The other day I asked him what he could come up with to give Through the Guts of a Beggar a new look. And here's what he did.

If you haven't checked out Through the Guts of a Beggar yet and don't want to splurge on the 99 cents it costs for the e-book version (which gives you an additional alternate ending and two bonus short stories), you can read the original novelette for free here.