My Fifteen Minutes Of Twitter Fame

So earlier today I sent out a tweet, as I am apt to do, and this happened:

What can we learn from this? Who the hell knows. When you think about it, the tweet isn't really that profound. It can definitely be worded better. I had wanted to put "months and months" instead of "a year" but it just wouldn't fit. Also, in retrospect, I would have ended it with "too much" instead of "too high." And, of course, comparing a cup of coffee to a book is like comparing apples and popsicles (hint: you can't really compare them). The price of $4.99, too ... it certainly could have been $9.99 or anything else, but I figured $4.99 was a pretty low cost for a novel, which made it even more ridiculous when people complain it's too expensive. Still, it seemed to have struck a chord with a bunch of folks, so I guess that's a good thing.

Here's the background: today I happened upon an article about Starbucks and an upgrade to their app (or maybe it was a new app) and it mentioned how they were now making it possible to tip using the app, and it got me thinking about, hey, as a writer, we don't get tips, and then I remembered that analogy Dean Wesley Smith always says how a cup of coffee blah blah blah (note: I don't really agree with him) and so, as I am apt to do, I typed up a quick tweet and sent it and then one of my followers retweeted it and then one of their followers retweeted it and, like that proverbial snowball, it became viral. I mean, hey, Scott effin Westerfeld retweeted me.

Now, I know a thing about going viral. Well, okay, I really don't, as I don't think anybody knows exactly how things go viral. A lot of people try, and a lot of them fail, though some do manage it. Most times, the things that go viral were never really meant to go viral. Take Hint Fiction, for instance. When I wrote that original essay, I never would have imagined it would one day become what it has become, but there you go.

So anyway, I've had my fifteen minutes of Twitter fame, and it was very odd. Besides people retweeting it, there were those who tweeted me saying how much they agreed, those who tweeted me saying how much they disagreed, those who tweeted arguing over just how much a cup of coffee is and how some people don't tip their baristas, and some even sending me links as counterpoint. Some of them I engaged with, others I did not.

Because, really, when it comes right down to it, it's a friggin tweet. There's no profound statement being said here -- at least one was not intended. I was just thinking about how writers do a lot of work and are never given tips, and how it's fascinating in our culture that certain professions are tipped, others are not. How, really, it has become required to tip at certain places, and other places not so much.

But, again, you can't really compare coffee and books.

Besides, writers do receive tips from readers. If anything, I think the best tip a reader can give a writer whose work they enjoy is to help spread the word.

It may not be a monetary compensation, but it means the world to that writer. Or at least it should. Any writer who doesn't appreciate their readers is an asshole and doesn't deserve those readers to begin with.

Oh, and yeah, this happened too:

Something tells me everything else in my Twitter career will be downhill from here.

6th Annual Micro Award Open For Submissions

From Alan Presley, Micro Award Administrator:

It's that time of year again! That's right, the 6th Annual Micro Award is open for submissions through Dec 31st. The rules remain largely unchanged except that we will only be accepting electronic submissions this year. For the second straight year we have a record number of judges, which will likely lead to another record number of finalists (we honored 16 stories last year).

Check out the official rules here.

I'd Buy That For A Dollar

You know my novel The Dishonored Dead? The one that Jeremy Robinson called "one of the most original and gripping zombie novels I have ever read" and Joe McKinney said was "simply brillant"? Oh, and that We Zombie! called "a must-read" and Buy Zombie said was "a definite page turner"?

Yeah, that novel?

It's only 99 cents for the next two weeks from the following venues:

Still not convinced? Well, neither was this guy, and now look at him.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cL1HisrNc

Tom Piccirilli Needs Your Help

Later today Tom Piccirilli -- one of the best crime writers working today -- will undergo surgery to remove a tennis ball sized tumor from his brain. As you can imagine, this surgery is very serious, and it won't be cheap. It's one of those sobering realities for writers, the fact not many have health insurance. Sure, some do through their spouses, or from writers' organizations, or they buy their own, but it's no secret the healthcare system in this country is broken, and if health insurance companies have their way, it's only going to get worse.

Anyway, please send up some prayers or positive thoughts to Tom today. And if you'd like to support him even more, consider buying one of his ebooks through Crossroads Press, who has announced that for at least the rest of the year, 100% of the sales from Tom’s digital books that they’ve published will go to him. Tom's a great writer and you can't go wrong with any of his books, though I do recommend A Lower Deep, which has always been one of my all-time favorites of Tom's work.

Or, even better, you can donate directly to Tom's medical fund via Indiegogo, which has helped to raise over $4,000 in just one day.

I already donated.

You should too.