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The Hint Fiction event at McNally Jackson last Wednesday night was a blast. I almost didn't make it in time, though. Let me explain. My wife and I arrived in New York the night before. We stayed at The New Yorker Hotel, which, thankfully, was bedbug free. The view, however, was not ideal.

The next day my wife wanted to visit Ground Zero so downtown we went. There really isn't much to see except a lot of construction and some homeless-looking people trying to sell you pamphlets of 9/11, holding the booklet open to a picture of heavy smoke coming out of the two towers. I can't decide what's worse -- the fact they try to sell that stuff or the fact people actually buy it.

Anyway, the trip wasn't a complete loss. While we were down near the financial district we stumbled across the Amish Mafia's New York headquarters.

Then we went back to the hotel. As you can imagine, parking is horrendous in the city. I'd printed out two coupons before we went for two separate parking garages. You save $20 bucks for 24-hour parking. So in the process of moving my car from one garage to the next, I happened to take a wrong turn and found myself headed for the Lincoln Tunnel. This was around five o'clock, rush hour, and the event at McNally Jackson was supposed to start at seven. So there I am, stuck in traffic, wondering not only how long it's going to take me to go through the tunnel, but how long it's going to take me then to come back and get changed and take the train down to the bookstore. I even called my wife to let her know the situation.

She said, "You're joking."

"No, I'm serious."

"You're right outside the door, aren't you."

"I am completely serious right now. I'm stuck in traffic and about to go through the Lincoln Tunnel."

Luckily, seconds later, I managed to spot a way out of the gridlock and did a (what was no doubt illegal) U-turn and made it back to the hotel with not too much time lost. Then we headed down to McNally Jackson. In the door was this nice big sign.

The contributors who attended were Randall Brown, Frank Byrns, Tara Deal, Bruce Harris, Donora Hillard, Jason Rice, Samuel Rippey, Jess Row, and Kathleen A. Ryan. Even some Norton people came: my editor, Amy Cherry, her assistant, Laura Romain, and my publicist, Jessica Purcell. Pictures are posted at the Hint Fiction Facebook page but I definitely need to include here a picture of my wonderful editor. Amy's e-mail a year and a half ago made all of this possible and I'll be eternally grateful.

The next day my wife and I went down to Fifth Avenue and braved the Veteran's Day Parade to meet up with Jess who took us into the NPR studio. I showed the picture of me in the booth last week, so instead of showing it again here is me and my awesome publicist just outside the studio.

What were we doing at NPR? Well in case you missed it on Twitter or Facebook or even on the radio over the weekend, the one and only Scott Simon invited me on Weekend Edition Saturday to discuss Hint Fiction. It was a great experience, though I must say it was rather nerve-wracking being in the recording booth. I was told to sit in a chair, position my mouth beside the microphone so I wouldn't be talking into the microphone -- which, by the way, picked up everything. Any little movement, swallow, whatever, was amplified in my headphones. Even when I picked up the anthology and grazed my finger over the cover it created a massive scratching noise. So I basically just sat as still as possible and waited until Scott Simon came on the line. He conducted the interview out of their Washington, D.C. studio. It was definitely a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'm glad everything worked out as well as can be because later this past Saturday when the feature aired the sales ranking for the anthology skyrocketed on Amazon, so much so that for an hour or two it made it into the top 100.

So this past week? I can't complain.

Pillar Of Salt

My wife and I just got back from our New York trip, which I'll write more about on Monday. But I wanted to mention that the new Postscripts is now available. Actually, it may have been available for awhile now but I just got my contributor's copy Tuesday. And boy oh boy what a beautiful piece of art it is. Tray cased, signed limited edition, I'm almost afraid to crack the spine. The anthology features stories by Lucius Shepard, Jack Ketchum, Steve Rasnic Tem, Alex Irvine, Catherine J. Gardner, and a slew of others (there are 32 total), including one by little ole me. My story is called "Pillar of Salt," and here is what one of the reviewers said about it at Tangent Online:

Barbara is a housewife; her husband, Raymond, is a mailman and his boss, John, is coming over for dinner with his wife - what can be more banal?  “Pillar Of Salt” by Robert Swartwood allows us to be a fly on the wall at this dinner and to hear a story of a letter being delivered to the previous occupant of their house, who was also a postman. He suffered dire consequences when he opened a letter which was addressed not to him, but to a man named Jonas Cotton. If any letters bearing that name do turn up they must be turned over, unopened, to John.

It sounds simple enough: just don’t open the item, but along the way we learn of the problems with the marriage, things that happened in the past and so forth. Before the story ends we know a lot more about Barbara’s motivation. There’s also a twist here.  I sort of liked it.

I can understand where the reviewer is coming from. This is a story that was rejected multiple times. Either editors really liked the beginning but didn't care for the end, or they didn't care for the beginning but really liked the end. So it was an immense pleasure to learn that Peter Crowther liked both the beginning and end.

You can read the rest of the review here and order this massive anthology here.

Oh, and I made mention of something exciting on Twitter and Facebook earlier today, but if you happened to miss it, here's a sneak preview of Monday's post:

"My Brother's Death Note" At EDF

Back home and exhausted from a great time in Los Angeles, which I'll write much more about next week. For the time being, I would like to direct you over to Every Day Fiction, which today features my story "My Brother's Death Note." You don't necessarily have to be a fan of the manga series to enjoy the piece. But you may be interested to know that this is what Ryuk, one of the Shinigamis, looks like:

Lovely, no?

Have a great weekend.

Hinting At The New Yorker

Monkeybicycle At KGB

Just a reminder to all of my New York City friends that I'll be participating tonight in Monkeybicycles Lightning Round! Reading Series along with a slew of other talented writers. Each writer has only three minutes to read. I still haven't decided yet what I'm going to read. The whole thing starts at 7 pm at the KGB Bar on East 4th Street. As yesterday was my birthday, feel free to come and buy me a drink!