Spooky Nook Giveaway Contest

The Calling -- which I announced last week -- won't be available until April, so for now I present you with a "prequel of sorts" called Spooky Nook. The 10,000-word novelette tells the story of Kevin Parker, a writer whose wife has been missing for eight months, who encounters a familiar old woman with an odd request -- a request that will introduce him to a surprising evil.

While Spooky Nook is connected to The Calling, the novelette is meant to be a standalone story. Readers do not need to read one to enjoy the other. However, included after the story is a special sneak preview of The Calling, featuring the prologue and first three chapters.

Spooky Nook can be downloaded for $0.99 at the following places:

Some fun facts:

  • The term "first novel" is thrown around a lot (many "first novels" are really second, third, even fifth novels), but The Calling is in fact my first completed novel. I originally wrote it back in college and, through the years, have tweaked parts of it here and there. Many writers eventually become embarrassed by their first novels, but I have always had a soft spot for it, and that's why I'm making it available soon as an e-book. Spooky Nook was always supposed to be a "prequel of sorts" to The Calling, the idea being that the novelette could be released a few months before the novel to gain reader interest.
  • Spooky Nook was written in 2005, back before there were Kindles or Nooks, so no, this is not a story about a haunted e-book reader. (Come on, you know you were thinking it.)
  • The novelette's working title was "Anna and Stephen King." That's all I'm saying about that. Except that it now brings me to our giveaway contest.

Prizes:

  • 1st place: Stephen King: Uncollected, Unpublished by Rocky Wood with David Rawsthorne & Norma Blackburn, published by Cemetery Dance. This oversized signed limited edition slipcased book originally retailed for $75 and is out of print. (Note: this is not signed by Stephen King)
  • Runner-up: Oblivion by Jay R. Bonansinga, published by Cemetery Dance. This is a signed limited edition that originally retailed for $40 and is out of print.
  • Runner-up: She Wakes by Jack Ketchum, published by Cemetery Dance. This is a signed limited edition that originally retailed for $40 and is out of print.

Contest rules:

To enter, purchase a digital copy of Spooky Nook and e-mail your receipt to robert [at] robertswartwood [dot] com (paying with a Tweet or Facebook does not make you eligible for the contest). This will throw your name into the virtual hat. To increase your odds of winning, you can do the following:

  • Link back to this post via Twitter, Facebook, your blog, etc. The more places, the better.
  • Review Spooky Nook at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Goodreads, Smashwords, and any other suitable place. The more places, the better. Please note this means honest reviews.
  • Mark Spooky Nook as to-read at Goodreads.
  • Review any of my three other e-books -- The Silver Ring, Through the Guts of a Beggar, In Solemn Shades of Endless Night -- at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Goodreads, Smashwords, and any other suitable place. The more places, the better. Please note again this means honest reviews. You do not have to purchase any of the e-books to review them (there are Pay With A Tweet or Facebook badges on each page), but if you feel the undying need to purchase them, feel free.

For each of the above, include the links in the comment section of this post. Try to nest all your links together if possible. The contest ends March 31st, midnight EST, and the 1st place winner and two runners-up will be e-mailed shortly afterward and announced here on the site. Good luck, and have fun.

Me On eBay

It came to my attention tonight that someone is selling The Silver Ring on eBay. This isn't the first time I've been eBayed, but, I don't know, I find it strange that anybody would buy an e-book off eBay. Then again, you can practically find anything on eBay, so I guess I really shouldn't find it strange at all. And it's not just an e-book in the way we (or I should say I) think of e-books; this person is just selling the PDF. My point? Well, if you really want to read The Silver Ring in PDF form, you can easily do so by paying with a tweet or Facebook via the badge below (so essentially it's free). That is all.

In Which I Join The Bandwagon

Last night Jason Jordan posted about what he felt were 5 overrated writers, and the Internet exploded. There is now another one of those silly outcries of how we are a community and we need to stick together and blah blah blah. You already know my thoughts on that. It just blows my mind that you can't speak your mind in this community, because if it's not completely constructive criticism (and even if it is), then you're suddenly a meanie. This makes me think most of these writers in the community are in writers' groups where everyone praises everyone else's work no matter how bad it is, and hence nobody learns or grows as individual writers because nobody has the balls to tell them what's wrong with their work. And so, with that in mind, I present you with my list of 5 overrated things:

  • Thursday. You know, the fourth day of the week. It's so overrated.
  • Coke Zero. I mean, come on, why not just stick with Diet Coke?
  • Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts. Everyone love them but I don't care much for them, so I judge them overrated.
  • True Blood. It's probably a great show, and I do want to see it, but I haven't seen it yet, so right now it's overrated.
  • Puffs Facial Tissues. Seriously, it's Kleenex or nothing else.

And so you have it, my current list of 5 overrated things. Yes, I know, I'm a meanie. So suck it.

R.I.P. Uncle Leo

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh1ZRtXk_ho

If you're a big Seinfeld fan like me, you probably heard about Len Lesser (aka, Uncle Leo) passing away a few days ago. Very sad news indeed. He's one of those character actors you never forget, and despite the commercial above, he's been in a lot of great stuff. Here's a lengthy interview where he talks about some of his biggest projects (he talks about being on Seinfeld first):

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7sw0QNO78E

Third Time's A Charm ... Sorta

Yesterday the results of the 4th Annual Micro Award were announced, and the winner was ... not me. Instead it was “Choosing a Photograph for Mother's Obituary” by Kevin A. Couture which appeared in the Summer 2010 issue of The Antigonish Review. I did, however, come in second place, or as the runner-up with my story “Seven Items In Jason Reynolds’ Jacket Pocket, Two Days After His Suicide, As Found By His Eight-Year-Old Brother, Grady” which appeared last April at PANK. It has always been a favorite of mine, and I'm thrilled that it placed where it did with the award. Here's some of what Alan Presley, the new Micro Award administrator, had to say about this year's stories:

Congratulations to Kevin A. Couture for winning the 4th Annual Mirco Award and the $500 prize! His outstanding story, "Choosing a Photograph for Mother's Obituary," returns the realist tradition to the winner's circle. This poignant narrative, told exclusively through snapshots, paints a remarkably vivid picture in under 400 words. Well done, Mr. Couture!

Congratulations are also due to Robert Swartwood for taking the first-ever Runner-up award and a $100 prize. Mr. Swartwood entered this year's competition as the Micro Award's only two-time finalist. He can now add this to his already impressive résumé. At just under 1000 words, "Seven Items In Jason Reynolds' Jacket Pocket, Two Days After His Suicide, As Found By His Eight-Year-Old Brother, Grady," presents a compelling mystery.

The other eight finalists are quite a diverse group, including literary fiction, fantasy, science fiction, and more. It is interesting to note that six of the ten stories this year touch on either birth or death in some fashion. I suppose this is reasonable as those are arguably the two most important events of one's life.

Check out the site for details on the other finalists (one of them being Hint Fiction contributor Natalie McNabb) as well as some interesting stats, such as how many stories were submitted, whether they were by e-mail or via post, and from what countries they came from. A big thanks to Alan Presley for pumping some fresh blood into the Micro Award (it had been stopped for awhile there) and for this year's judges Megan Arkenberg, Gay Degani, and Chad Simpson. And a big congratulations to Kevin and the other finalists.