Let Them Eat Cake

Every so often I'll get an e-mail from a writer asking how they too can get their book featured on NPR or reviewed by The New Yorker or The Los Angeles Times or some other equivalent. And every time I respond the same way: have your book traditionally published. It won't guarentee that it'll be featured on NPR or reviewed by The New Yorker, but the book has a much better shot than if it's being self-published. This answer is always met with disappointment, because all the writers who e-mail me asking these questions are self-publishing their books.

I've talked before about the pros and cons of self-publishing vs. traditional publishing, and having your work featured on the radio or reviewed by major magazines is one of the pros of going with a traditional publisher (and here I guess we could have a debate on what constitutes a traditional publisher, because it doesn't just mean the Major Six, but right now let's not worry about that, okay?). They have PR departments whose job is to get your book in the right hands at the right places. That's not so much the case when you do it on your own. Sure, there's always the chance NPR might feature a self-published book or a self-published book might be reviewed in a major magazine, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

It isn't some wild conspiracy either; this is just the way it is. It seems many writers think that major publishers are doing everything they can to destroy them. These writers are constantly playing the blame game. Because no major publisher wanted their book and so they self-published it but it's not selling and so someone has to be at fault, right?

The truth is that even if their book was published by a major publisher, there's no guarantee that it would sell either. I've always found that reasoning faulty, just like with authors whose books did not sell well with traditional publishers and they managed to get their rights back and are doing very well self-publishing the books themselves. They think: I should have done it this way in the first place!

Again, faulty reasoning.

Publishing is such a fickle business. Nobody really knows what sells and why it sells and how long it will sell. That's why when there's a huge success with a particular book (let's use Twilight as an example) the rest of the publishers rush to try to find books similiar so they can ride the wave for as long as they can. But then eventually that wave will die down and it will be another craze and those authors who worked on books similar to Twilight will be screwed.

Recently the New York Times began including e-books on their bestseller list. Some self-published writers have complained that the list isn't accurate, because so-and-so is selling extremely well on Amazon and blah blah blah. Again, this isn't a conspiracy of any kind, but to seriously think that the Times is going to consider a self-published book that's doing well on Amazon is pretty naive.

This all comes down to these authors having their proverbial cake and wanting to eat it too (hence the title of this post). You can't have both. It's that simple. If you want to go and do it yourself for a really high royalty, then you forfeit many important things such as professional editing and cover design and the distribution into bookstores and publicists who will get your book to the right people. If you want to go with a traditional publisher, you'll get most of that, but there are no guarantees you'll end up on NPR or reviewed by The New Yorker, and your book might not sell that well and of the few copies that do sell you'll get a very small royalty ...

You've heard of Amanda Hocking, right? Of course you have. She's one of those indie writers doing extremely well with her e-books. In fact, she's making more money in one month with her e-books than most of us will make our entire lives. Personally, I have no interest in her work, but that's because I'm just not a fan of paranormal romance. I have nothing against her at all and wish her the best of success. I did, however, read a blog post of hers she did at the beginning of the month where she talks about her recent success and how she's really no one special but just someone who worked her butt off and got lucky. The tone and message was the complete opposite of some other hyperbole you see on various blogs, the ones that are prophesying the end of publishing. It really made me respect the girl and what she's doing, because here she is making a shit load of money but is still levelheaded about the business and warning writers that self-publishing is not always the best option.

And I guess that's my main point here: sometimes self-publishing isn't the best option, just as sometimes traditional publishing isn't the best option. It all really depends on your book and what it is you want. But you have to always remember that when you make a decision, you're most likely giving up certain things. That's just the way it is. Unfortunately, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Besides, it's probably not even gluten free.

P.S. Anyone still interested in seeing an early copy of The Calling to read and review, shoot me an e-mail at robert (at) robertswartwood (dot) com. Also, I'm pretty well filled up on the mini blog tour but have a few open dates, so if you'd like to host me, shoot me an e-mail as well.

Every Shallow Cut By Tom Piccirilli

Every hear of auteur theory? It's a film term that basically says a director's films are so unique in the way they're shot and edited and the themes they hold that anyone viewing the film without knowing who the director is beforehand will instantly know. Or something along those lines. The directors are auteurs, the authors of the work. Of course, while there are many fine directors out there, few actually have a distinct style that stand out by themselves.

The same goes for authors. There are many fine ones out there who write great books, but few have a distinct style and voice. Authors that come to mind include Elmore Leonard, T.C. Boyle, Cormac McCarthy, and Charlie Huston. And, of course, Tom Piccirilli.

I've been a fan of Tom's work for some time now. Ever since I read his novel A Lower Deep years and years and years ago. Since then he's moved away from horror and into crime with knockouts like The Dead Letters and The Midnight Road and The Cold Spot. So when I had the chance to read an early copy of his latest, Every Shallow Cut, I was thrilled.

Every Shallow Cut is a novella-length work that Tom refers to as a noirella, or noir novella, a niche he's really managed to carve for himself. I read somewhere that Tom actually prefers writing the novella (or noirella) form over others, and it shows. This noirella is about a writer who literally has nothing left to live for except maybe his companion, a dog named Churchill, as they take a road trip across the country to New York. Along the way the reader learns more about how the writer has come to this sorry and disturbing state. The story is more about self-discovery than violence, though don't worry, there is some good violence included, as evidenced by the opening when the narrator gets jumped by three methheads:

I was three days into my life as a homeless loser drifter when they broke my nose and dropped me on the street in front of a nameless pawn shop. I hit like two hundred pounds of failed dreams.

My gold band wedding ring was still on my finger, covered in spit, because I'd been trying to work it out of a ten-year groove in my flesh. My mother's beloved nineteenth-century art prints and my father's prized coin collection scattered across the cement. It's all I had left of my parents and all I had left of any value. Churchill barked like a state ward maniac, trying to work his snout through the three-inch space of open car window. He hadn't eaten today and sounded a little raw and weak.

It's in this first scene where the narrator becomes aware of the kind of violence he's capable of, and I'm not giving anything away when I tell you he kicks the shit out of the three punks. From there, he enters the pawnshop, sells everything has has, starts to leave but then goes back and buys a gun.

The rest of the noirella is a downward spiral into the narrator's despair, but what makes it great is just how raw and emotional it reads. Piccirilli writes clean and crisp sentences, not a word out of place. His style, as I mentioned above, is distinct and it clearly shows in this latest work. It's worth savoring, every word a cut into your soul.

Every Shallow Cut will be released by ChiZine Publications at the end of the month. Do yourself a favor and pre-order it now.

Even More Hint Covers, Chinese, Super 8

More covers by the University of North Texas graphic design students have been posted at their blog (here and here).

Last week I mentioned how the Dutch discovered Hint Fiction. Now it's the Chinese (and yes, they do plagiarize some of my original Hint Fiction essay without proper citation, and yes, they even rewrite Joe Schreiber's story "Progress" ... but also reprint it, so I guess that means it's okay).

I've mentioned before how I love movie trailers -- at least movie trailers that actually do their job and not give the entire movie away but instead give just enough to entice you to see the film. You know, a good hint. Anyway, have you seen the most recent trailer for Super 8? I have to say, this is going to be the biggest movie of the summer, without a doubt. Like a modern day Goonies.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImZIWlvACcU

Two Weeks Away ...

... until the launch of The Calling. Are you excited? You should be (or at least I would like you to be). Anyway, with the release date fast approaching, I'm reminded about the pros and cons of self-publishing. Yes, it's nice being in control of practically everything -- price, layout, cover art, etc. -- and it's nice being able to distribute to practically every e-reading device, but the fact remains that marketing is essential. Because you can publish your novel, but if nobody reads it, does it really exist? A major publisher can send advanced reader copies to hundreds of trade publications where the book can be reviewed and brought to the attention of potentially thousands and thousands of readers. Not the case here. There are a handful of places that do review self-published books, but they are no doubt overloaded. So what is a poor writer left to count on? Why, the wonderful magic of word of mouth, of course -- and that, my dear blog readers, is where you come in.

I'm looking for two things:

  1. For anyone willing to request an advanced reader copy of The Calling (well, more of an uncorrected proof PDF) and read the book in the next two weeks and post your review at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Goodreads, etc. The book is lengthy, almost 100,000 words, so I understand if time is an issue. Even if it's a week or two into April, that's fine too, but I don't want requests from people who aren't serious and willing to read and review the book. And understand that I'm talking about honest reviews here. If you love it, great. If you think it's okay, that's fine. If it's not your cup of tea, that's totally understandable. None of it will hurt my feelings; I'm just appreciative that you would take the time to read some words that I've strung together.
  2. I'm going to try my hand at a mini blog tour for the first two weeks of April. I have some dates and sites already set up but would be happy to visit anyone's blog where I could do a guest post, an interview, talk about the book or publishing or whatever. Do keep in mind that The Calling is a supernatural thriller, so it's targeted more to readers who like that kind of genre, but if your blog is focused mainly on robotic erotica and you'd like me to stop by, then sure, I'm game.

So if either of those two things -- if not both -- appeal to you, please e-mail me at robert (at) robertswartwood (dot) com and let me know what you're thinking. This is, like everything else in life, an experiment, so we won't know whether it'll be successful until it happens. And of course I can't do that without your help and support. Thank you.

You Could Learn A Lot From A Dummy

The March issue of PANK has gone live, featuring a slew of writers and poets, including me with my story "Crash Test Dummy." The story is literally about a crash test dummy. It was also a runner-up last year for PANK's second annual 1,001 Awesome Words Contest. So be sure to check it out. Below I have posted two videos. If you don't enjoy the story, I hope you at least enjoy one of them.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5h2NF2xMYI

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIbcqgXh5-4