In Which I Read Somebody Else's Story

Just a quick reminder that I'll be at Fergie's Pub tomorrow at 2:00 pm for the Stripped Launch Party. And just to be 100% clear -- I am not actually stripping at this event. Though, if I have too many shots, who knows what might happen, so be sure to bring some extra singles just in case.

Again, Stripped: A Collection of Anonymous Flash is edited by Nicole Monaghan and asks the question of just how important is gender in storytelling. All the author names have been "stripped" from their stories, and won't be revealed until next year. So I can't tell you which story is mine. But I will tell you that the story I'm reading tomorrow is not mine. So there -- that's your first clue.

If you're in the Philadelphia area and have nothing better to do tomorrow, head over to Fergie's to see me and a few other contributors read some anonymous stories.

Finally, Man of Wax got its best one-star review yet. Even better, I've been compared to John Steinbeck! Well, not really, but apparently I'm telling little dirty secrets of myself and what I do in my free time. Maybe someone needs to explain to this reader what "fiction" means. Also, recommend her next book be The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. That's a very wholesome read!

On Time Travel Nostalgia

So tonight I watched the first two episodes of Alcatraz, and so far it's okay, I guess. Will probably give it a few more episodes before I make my final decision on whether to stop watching completely. I will say it's a tad more entertaining than the pilot of Touch, which was okay in and of itself, but as an entire series? Seems it will get redundant way too fast. Anyway, while watching Alcatraz I was reminded of two awesome things from my past.

The first was, obiviously, The Rock, which was directed by Michael Bay back when Michael Bay made decent movies. Now, before you give me grief, keep in mind The Rock came out in 1996, so I was just a freshman in high school at the time, and movies like The Rock were just the, you know, greatest. That's why I believe Michael Bay peaked after Armageddon, which was only his third movie; after Pearl Harbor it was all downhill. Oh what, Michael Bay, you think Pearl Harbor was your best? Well then, Sean Connery has something to say to you.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3UQwyKrTtI

It's been a few years since I saw The Rock last, but I've been itching recently to watch it again, even before tonight, so hopefully I get a chance to catch it soon. Unfortunately, I just checked and it's not streaming instantly on Netflix. Why, Netflix, why?

The second awesome thing from my past was the short-lived television series Time Trax. Does anyone even remember Time Trax? No? Well, maybe this will refresh your memory.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJSzJVrPcno

Corny, right? Well, maybe by today's standards (though future generations will no doubt look back at all the CSIs and snigger), but the show came out in 1993, and I was only twelve at the time, so cut me some slack.

Embarrassing fun fact: At the time I was so taken with the idea of Time Trax, I (like most aspiring writers "borrowing" ideas) came up with my own television show with basically the same very idea. Only it starred a kid. And the word time was in the title, but I forget what it was paired with. I even wrote a script, though I'm sure it's long gone, and rightly so.

Actually, while we're on the topic of favorite cheesy TV shows from my childhood, does anyone remember this one?

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U15tUFJXseQ

Living Inside The Bubble

The Guardian published a worthwhile article today on what they're calling the "self-epublishing bubble." Here's an excerpt:

All of this ebook talk is becoming a business in itself. Money is being made out of thin air in this strange new speculative meta-practice: there are seminars, conferences and courses springing up everywhere, even at the Society of Authors (a writers' union which, until recently, was largely against epublication). Television and radio programmes are being made about self-epublishing (I've personally been asked to speak about it on 12 occasions since August). Everyone can be a writer now: it only takes 10 minutes to upload your own ebook, and according to the New York Times "81% of people feel they have a book in them ... And should write it"

But all of this gives me an alarming sense of deja vu. There's another name for what happens when people start to make money out of speculation and hype: it's called a bubble. Like the dotcom bubble, the commercial real estate bubble, the subprime mortgage bubble, the credit bubble and the derivative trading bubble before it, the DIY epublishing bubble is inflating around us. Each of those other bubbles also saw, in their earliest stages, a great deal of fuss made over a "new" phenomenon, which was then over-hyped and over-leveraged. But speculation, as we've learned at our peril, is a very dangerous foundation for any business. And when the epub bubble bursts, as all previous bubbles have done, the fall-out for publishing and writing may be even harder to repair than it is proving to be in the fields of mortgages, derivatives and personal debt. Because this bubble is based on cultural, not purely economic, grounds.

Self-epublishing has indeed, as many of you are aware, become all the rage in the past year. With bookstores closing and ebook sales growing every month and major publishers lowering their advances while keeping their standard digital royalty rates at 25%, the possible 70% royalties an author can earn on their own self-published work becomes very alluring.

But, as I always say, just because you can, doesn't necessarily mean you should.

That's not to say you should never self-publish, but if you do it you have to make sure you do it right.

Everyone is looking for a quick buck, and while some self-published authors are finding success, the majority aren't. Then again, you have to ask yourself just what does success mean. If it means making over six figures in a year selling ebooks alone, then you probably shouldn't hold your breath. If it means bringing in some extra income to help pay bills, then that's much more realistic.

The other day I was asked to come speak to the Garden State Horror Writers about the success I've had self-epublishing (I'll be there April 14th, BTW). While I'm happy to go speak, I stressed the fact that I wasn't going to talk about "tips and tricks" of selling digital content so much as what I've been doing personally to market my own work. After all, what works for one writer most likely won't work for another. Everyone went crazy for John Locke's How I Sold 1 Million eBooks in 5 Months! (which currently has over 170 five-star reviews, in case you were wondering), but how many writers have since also sold over one million ebooks? Locke's get-rich-quick ebook was published in June of last year. Seven months have since passed. Where are all those newly successful writers?

The Guardian article provides the seven stages of any economic bubble. The last stage--"Revulsion/Lender of Last Resort"--gives us this insight:

After a long year of trying to sell self-epublished books, attempting to self-promote on all available networking sites, and realising that they have been in competition with hundreds of thousands of newcomers just like them, the vast majority of the newly self-epublished authors discover that they have sold less than 100 books each. They then discover that this was in fact the business model of Amazon and other epub platforms in the first place: a model called "the long tail". With five million new self-publishing authors selling 100 books each, Amazon has shifted 500m units. While each author – since they had to cut costs to 99p – has made only £99 after a year's work. Disillusionment sets in as they realise that they were sold an idea of success which could, by definition, not possibly be extended to all who were willing to take part.

The now ex-self-epublished authors decide not to publish again (it was a strain anyway, and it was made harder by the fact that they weren't paid for their work and had to work after hours while doing another job – and they realised that self-promoting online would have to be a full-time job.) They come to see self-epublishing as a kind of Ponzi scheme – one created by digital companies to prey on the desires of an expanding mass of consumers who also wanted to be believe they could be "creative". They also become disillusioned with their ereaders, which are now out of date anyway. And so they return to the mainstream publishers to look for culture. Unfortunately, as a result of the ebook market implosion it is impossible for publishers to push their prices back up to pre-bubble levels (from 99p to £12.99), and so their infrastructure continues to decline. And since they have decided to look for new talent in self-epublishing, they are trapped in the very same bubble that everyone else is trying to get out of.

And this is in fact very true. Many writers, when they don't get that immediate success, will stop self-publishing (maybe even writing completely). These are the same writers who idolize bestsellers like King and Koontz and Patterson, failing to remember that it took each of those writers many years and a lot of hard work to gain the kind of readership they now have (say what you will about Patterson, but the man is a marketing machine). Not many writers enter the field with a massive following and sell a ton of copies of their debut. Those that do were given a very hefty advance from a major publisher looking to recoup that money. It's in that publisher's best interest for the author to succeed, so they do everything they can to ensure it happens.

So no, self-epublishing is not a guaranteed success, and any writer going into it thinking it is is way beyond delusional. Again, some writers will have success, but many will not. Some will have success for the first year or two and that's it; some won't have success for the first five years, and then suddenly bam, their books take off. Nobody really knows how publishing works, and anybody telling you otherwise is full of shit.

Speaking of which, did you know Jonathan Franzen hates ebooks? It's true. Though curiously, when Freedom sold a ridiculous amount of ebooks two years ago, he didn't seem to have a problem with them then.

Anyway, do I think self-epublishing is a bubble? Yes and no. Yes, eventually many writers who are having success now will fade away, but it doesn't mean digital publishing will vanish. As we have all seen from the music industry, digital is where we are headed and where we will stay. So it's best for writers to take their work seriously and understand that success won't happen overnight. As long as they keep writing, then they're at least doing something right.

Attention Goodreads Readers And Authors

If you're an author and you're active on Goodreads, be aware of this:

At Goodreads, we make it a priority to use book information from the most reliable and open data sources, because it helps us build the best experience for our members. To that end, we're making a major change.

On January 30, Goodreads will no longer display book information that comes from Amazon.

Amazon's data has been great for us for many years, but the terms that come with it have gotten more and more restrictive, and we were finally forced to come to the conclusion that moving to other datasources will be better for Goodreads and our members in so many ways that we had to do it. It may be a little painful, but our aim is to make it as seamless as possible for all our members.

Amazon data that we will stop using includes data such as titles, author names, page counts, and publication dates. For the vast majority of book editions, we are currently importing this data from other sources. Once the imports are done, those few remaining editions for which we haven't found an alternative source of information will be removed from Goodreads.

Member ratings, reviews, and bookshelves are safe, but your data may be moved to a different edition of the book. If we can't find a matching edition, then your review will be attached to a book with no title or author. But the good news is that there's a way you can help.

Today, we are announcing new tools to help Goodreads Librarians source data for the books that need rescuing.

There's more, but further down the post they do address the books published solely at Amazon:

There have been many questions about Kindle Editions and books in the KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing) program. As these editions are unique to Amazon, there are no alternative data sources. We anticipate keeping these, and will bend over backwards for all our authors who publish via Kindle to make sure their readers on Goodreads have a smooth transition.

If you're an author, it's in your best interest to make sure your books are rescued. If you're a reader, it's in your favorite authors' interest to make sure their books are rescued. Supposedly all of my titles are safe, though their covers and product descriptions have disappeared, which means I'll be very busy in the next week fixing all of that. If you're on Goodreads, be sure to click here to see any books you've read that may need saved.

Worse Than Pirating

So just about a half hour ago I'm browsing through the top 100 horror Kindle titles on Amazon, as I am wont to do (I don't check the New York Times bestseller lists anymore, but the Kindle top 100 lists), and I noticed this title was currently free:

It stuck out to me immediately, because my friend Aaron Polson not too long ago published a new book with this cover:

As you can see, a very striking resemblance.

So then I thought, Okay, somebody just stole his cover. That's ridiculous but not too awful.

Then, on a whim, I clicked on the "look inside" option, and guess what.

It was the same book.

Word for word.

I immediately contacted Aaron and let him know.

The first book -- the plagiarized book -- according to its pub date, has been available since November.

But that's not all.

I noticed a few other suspicious-looking e-books and brought them to Aaron's attention, too.

One of them, he told me, was his as well -- a short story published under a different title.

Clearly this is a very fucked up part of digital publishing. Many e-books are published without DRM, which stands for digital rights management. E-books with DRM basically make that title only available on that device. Most authors are encouraged to publish their e-books without DRM to make it easier for the reader.

And while it is easier for the reader to transfer the e-books from different devices (you can even take Kindle titles, download them to your computer, and convert them to epub or anything else using Calibre), it makes it even easier for pirates to take your work and put it up for anyone to download for free.

As I've said before, while I don't agree with pirating, it's a reality we all need to face. And, to be honest, it doesn't really bother me. The way I see it, those who download my books from pirate sites wouldn't have even considered buying the books in the first place. And, who knows, maybe they'll really enjoy that pirated book and seek out more of my work.

But someone taking my e-books and putting them up on pirated sites is one thing.

Someone taking my e-books and doing like they did to Aaron -- republishing them under a different name and cover for profit -- is fucking despicable.

How can we fight this sort of injustice?

By being vigilant, for one.

What else?

I'm not so sure.

And that, when it comes down to it, is what I find really scary.