Crappity Crap Crap

Before I present to you this week's Freaky Friday Fun, just a reminder that the Hint Fiction contest closes tonight at midnight, EST. Once the clock strikes twelve, I will close the comments section, so don't be cute and try to wait until the last very moment, because, who knows, my clock might be a minute faster than yours. On Saturday I will go through the entries and pick my top ten and send those to James Frey. The winners and finalists will be contacted by e-mail and will be announced here on this site in the next week or so. Also, over the weekend I plan to go through and delete all the stories, so you are then free to do with them as you please. Now, the clip I previously saw was censored, and I think the constant beeps added something to the comical aspect of such a serious event. I could probably find a censored version, but it's late and I'm tired so I'll leave you with the uncensored, uncut, unedited rather lengthy version. I would not be surprised at all if this is ends up being SNL's opening skit tomorrow night. Have a great weekend.