Hockey Of The Bulls

Over the weekend my wife and I went with my parents up to Harrisburg for a rodeo. My dad has always been a fan of bull riding, and for the last three years we've gone to see the show. It's always a gamble going into one of these events -- so much depends on the bulls, the riders, the rodeo clown, et cetera, on whether or not it will be a good show. Fortunately this year's show was pretty good. I'd posted some pictures on Twitter during the show, but I also filmed some of the action (using my phone, so the video is a bit raw). I thought about showing some clips of the actual bull riding, but ultimately it's not as exciting as the clip below. Called Bull Hockey, two pairs of barrels are set up like goals, and two teams (people from the audience, not actual cowboys) are trapped in there with a bull. The idea is to get the bull to pass through your goal as many times as you can. The team with the most points at the end wins some kind of cash prize. As you can imagine, it's not quite the safest game in the world.

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Me On CellStories

Today my story "Incomplete" -- which originally appeared at Every Day Fiction (and which will kindly be reprinted in The Best of Every Day Fiction Two) -- has gone live at CellStories. You can click on the link, but if you're using a desktop computer all you will see is the main site. The only way to view the stories published is to upload them on a cellphone, but not just any cellphone will work. As noted on the website you should be able to view stories with "any mobile device with a WebKit-based browser; we've specifically checked iPhone, iPod Touch, and Android-based phones." This whole thing is the brainchild of Daniel Sinker, who I believe is doing something great here -- using a unique platform to publish stories. One issue people may have is that the platform is not available to all readers. This is true. Awhile back Jess had asked how I go about choosing markets to submit to, and while I'll go more in-depth at some point, the basic answer is for online markets, I want to try to reach as many readers as possible. That's why I submitted "Incomplete" (note that they do accept reprints) -- it was a story that had already been published on one platform, so it would be nice to have the story appear on another platform.

Everybody nowadays is talking about the death of publishing. I've been pretty quiet about it, watching how things play out. The conclusion I've come to though is that the more ways to get people to read, the better. Remember my last post, the question I asked? Even if you're using your cellphone to read a text, it's still reading. Publishing ... it's just going through a transitional period right now. No reason to freak out. In fact, look at cellphones. Did they do away with the normal telephone? No, those are still around, but these days almost every person has a cellphone. Telecommunication has flourished.

I'd like to think it's the same way with eReaders. Once the prices become more reasonable and more and more people have them, reading will flourish too. Now you don't have to worry about something being out of print, or your local bookstore not having a particular book. You can download it immediately and enjoy.

I've switched cellphones recently, saying goodbye to my BlackBerry Curve and hello to my HTC Hero, which is an Android-based phone. Just tonight I installed the Aldiko eBook Reader. Two books it came with already were The Art of War by Sun Tzu and The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells. I also downloaded The Bishop and Other Stories by Anton Chekhov, Stranger Things Happen and Magic For Beginners by Kelly Link, and Little Brother by Cory Doctorow. Those four books were free to download, now available to read anytime I want on my phone. Eventually I'll try it out, and if I find I like reading novels on my phone, I can always download more, even if I have to pay a couple bucks.

Basically, technology is here to stay, and it's just getting better and better. Don't be afraid. Embrace it.

What Is Reading Anyway?

If you note the sidebar, I'm currently "reading" Dan Brown's latest. I put reading in quotes like that because I'm not really reading it so much as skimming it. And you know what? I'm halfway through and I don't think I've missed a thing -- ask me about the characters, the storyline, whatever, and I can tell you pretty much everything that's happened. Sure, I may not be soaking up all the info dumps, but I can live with that. (For those curious, I'm reading The Lost Symbol because it is arguably one of the biggest books published this year, and while I'm not a fan, I figure as someone who enjoys and writers thrillers, I should at least be able to say I've read this year's biggest thriller ... even if it is godawful.)

But what is reading, anyway? Just because I'm not reading every word, every line, every sentence of this book, I'm still reading it. Right?

The same with audio books -- are they considered reading? I think so. Right now I'm listening to The Turnaround by George P. Pelecanos, and while I have the actual book somewhere around here, I saw the audio version at the library and figured life's too short and picked it up. And I'm glad I did. It's great so far. A book I wish I could read but which I'm very happy to be listening to anyway -- and besides, I'm following along perfectly with the story, with the characters, even if my eyes aren't tracking words on a page.

And then you have the graphic novel, which seems to be the bastard child of literature. That, some people would say, is not actual reading.

Well, why not?

I mean, seriously, what is reading anyway?

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Thanks to everyone who entered the "Doomsday Giveaway." Our randomly selected winner this time around is ...

Cate Gardner

Cate, e-mail me your address at robert (at) robertswartwood (dot) com and I'll get a copy of the magazine out to you pronto.

Here's hoping everyone's Monday isn't sucking too badly yet.

Doomsday Giveaway

First off, this post has nothing to do with the no doubt godawful John Cusack film coming out this week. No, this is about the latest issue of Space and Time magazine, number 109, which features my story "End of Our World as We Know It."

This is a special story for me, namely because it's written in the second person. I love second person narratives ... at least when they're done right. One of my favorite novels is written in the second person (A Prayer for the Dying by Stewart O'Nan). For some reason second person is frowned upon in many circles, and I've never understood why. It's just as good and effective as the first and third person, sometimes even more so. I think the main problem is people are told -- or maybe assume -- that when you are reading something in second person, it's supposed to be you doing whatever is written there.

This I cannot disagree with more.

Sure, some second person narratives are set up like that, but many others -- the very best -- are just another way of telling a story about a character.

Such as:

John woke up that morning with the worst hangover he'd had since he graduated college. He sat up, yawned, looked around. Froze. He didn't recognize this room.

Or how about:

I woke up that morning with the worst hangover I'd had since I graduated college. I sat up, yawned, looked around. Froze. I didn't recognize this room. Or the woman lying next to me.

Or finally:

You wake up that morning with the worst hangover you've had since you graduated college. You sit up, yawn, look around. Freeze. You don't recognize this room. Or the woman lying next to you. Or the blood dried around her neck.

(Note that when writing in the second person, it almost seems mandatory to do it in the present tense. Can it be written in the past? Sure. But I think keeping it in the present tense maintains a nice smooth flow that makes the story more effective in the end.)

Of course, a story can be written in any point of view. Yet an author usually knows which POV is best ... and if it's wrong, they can usually tell after they've started writing (it just doesn't feel right) and play around accordingly. I know there have been times when I'll start a story in, say, third person, then realize it would be best in first person, or vice versa.

"End of Our World as We Know It"? I first wrote it in third person. Liked it but didn't love it. Changed the POV to first person. Felt the same way. Changed it then to second person, and bang, like that, it felt right.

Of course, not everyone would agree. Here's what one editor at a pro magazine had to say in his rejection:

This piece started out so good. So interesting! And then along came the second person perspective.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I like the story. I really do. But I despise--I mean really DESPISED--the use of second person perspective in this piece.

See, second person isn't for everyone. Again, I think it's just gets a bad rap, mostly because it's so obscure that when readers actually do see it, they don't know what to think.

So my thanks to Gerard Houarner and Hildy Silverman for liking this story enough to take a chance on it.

Okay, enough of that. On to the mini-contest ...

To view the complete table of contents of this issue, click here. To purchase a copy (or better yet, a subscription), click here. Or did you want the chance to win a free signed copy? Sure you did. All you need to do is name your favorite doomsday film or book in the comments section of this post (if you're viewing this on Facebook, please leave your comments on the main site). That's it. The deadline is Friday, midnight here on the east coast, when a winner will be randomly selected.

But wait -- there's more!

Because I'm so pleased to have published this story, for every five people who participate I'll throw it another copy of the magazine.

Have fun.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

I'd promised a recap of the anthology reading period, and here it is. Sorry for the delay, but the truth is it seems that for the past six months all I've been talking about is Hint Fiction, and it's starting to bore even me. And while most of the work is done, there is still much to do, like organizing the 125 stories in some kind of coherent order (I'd like some of them to play off each other if possible), so yes, I have been dragging my feet. First, some eagle eyed readers noticed that Augusto Monterroso's name was not included in the list of contributors. Yes, I did finally get in touch with his estate, and after much back and forth it looked like I would be able to include his story. The estate wanted a good chunk of change from me, and while it was a hefty sum this whole project has never been about money but about putting together a great collection, and despite the fact I've never actually been a fan of the story (I consider myself somewhat bright, but I've never actually "understood" what the story was about, not like the Hemingway piece), "The Dinosaur" is considered one of the shortest stories ever and I felt I should include it. But at one point the estate started asking certain questions about print runs and whatnot, and I asked if I was paying this hefty sum for just one edition of the anthology or all editions -- meaning, if the anthology were to go through five printings, would I be shelling out that good chunk of change for every printing (something my editor advised me not to do). It was at that point, strangely enough, the estate never got back to me, so that was that. Oh well.

Also, one of the contributors whose story I accepted never got back to me. After several attempts at communication, I finally sent an e-mail stating that if they didn't get back to me within a few days, I would have to pass on their story. Which meant I would be short one story. Worst case scenario I could use one of mine, though I really don't like when editors publish their own work (though it makes sense for big name authors, like when Michael Connelly edits an anthology, sure he's going to include a story of his own; it's probably written out in the contract that way because a story by him will help to move copies, as opposed to some small fry like myself). But then, in an amazing occurrence of serendipity, I received an e-mail the next day from a writer who I had solicited months back, who had expressed interest in submitting but never got back to me. This particular writer apologized for the delay and said he figured he was much too late but had a story for me to see anyway, and I wrote back saying yes, in a way it was much too late but in a way it wasn't, and explained about the reticent contributor, and ... well, long story short, the original writer never got back to me so I'm quite happy to say that Ron Carlson has been added to the contributor roster.

Another thing to mention -- I'd said before that there were four authors who had two stories each in the anthology. That number is actually five. I don't know how I missed that before, but as you can imagine I've been kind of overwhelmed.

Anyway, thinking about all the stories I've read, I went back to the old blog to the post that I did after the initial contest, about the kind of stories that Gay and I read. Surprise, surprise -- it was the same this time around as it was then:

We received a good number of entries that were quite well done. Beautiful language, almost poetic in their execution.

But they weren’t stories.

Some were very good stories, but they somehow managed to be self-sustained. Which, to be honest, is no small feat. It’s quite impressive, but it’s not Hint Fiction.

Hint Fiction is not objective. If you write a 100-word story, that’s a drabble. A 50-word story, that’s a dribble. But if you were to write 25-word or less story, that doesn’t necessarily make it Hint Fiction.

The keyword in all of this is “hint” — you need to ask yourself, what are you hinting at? What is the bigger picture?

The thesis of the anthology, I’ve decided, is to prove that a story 25 word or less can have just as much impact as a story 2,500 words or longer.

That, of course, will all depend on the individual reader.

One interesting point to bring up is that there were some contest entries I loved at first. Gay loved certain entries at first too. But we may not have loved the same ones, and we talked about them, saying what worked for us and what didn’t. Nine times out of ten, we were able to see the other person’s point of view.

Or there were some stories that, on the initial read, were fantastic. But the more we read them, the more we began to see problems. Remember, one of the biggest challenges here is word choice. The idea of the story may have been brilliant, but the writer either rushed it or didn’t fully understand what she or he was doing and, because of that, took a misstep that ultimately hurt the story.

A lot of what else I saw this time around were stories that read more like first sentences, or stories that read like a random sentence or two plucked from an unpublished short story and attempted to be passed off as Hint Fiction. Something like:

That morning my grandfather gave me the keys to his old Fold pickup truck.

Um, okay. (Note that this example and the ones that follow are my own taken from the top of my head; none are taken from the stories submitted.)

There were also "stories" that were not stories at all but more like lines out of a fortune cookie. Or a movie pitch. Or a story synopsis. Like:

THE BOOGEYMAN

The monster is hiding under Jimmy's bed. Will Jimmy survive the night?

Or:

THE BOOGEYMAN

Jimmy knows he's under the bed. Watch out, Jimmy, here he comes!

And before anyone asks, no, I am not exaggerating. I received a very large portions of stories just like that. On the flip side, I received a good number of stories that were very well done. Nothing necessarily wrong with them; they just didn't win me over. Ask an editor at any magazine: they'll come across stories that are well-written, well-done, but that just aren't right for them. That's how it was in this case.

You see, nothing like this has ever been done before. What this anthology is ultimately going to do is define what Hint Fiction is and what it can be. And as I read through the 2,000+ stories, I realized this important basic truth:

Hint Fiction is not a complete story (a beginning, middle, end) but it is complete, in which it can stand by itself.

Look at Hemingway's story. It stands perfectly by itself. It doesn't read like the first sentence of a story, or even a random sentence plucked from a story. It's complete without actually being complete.

So with that in mind:

THE BOOGEYMAN

Jimmy could never decide which monster was worse -- the one under his bed or the one he called Daddy.

A little more complete, sure, but ultimately it's also trite. Which is another hurdle writers face when writing Hint Fiction. With so few words, writers tend to depend on cliches without even knowing it.

In a perfect world, this anthology will be wildly successful and after a couple years there will be a chance to do another anthology. And if that's the case, I suspect the quality of submissions will increase one hundred fold (keeping in mind that there will also be the usual crappy slush). Will that happen? Time will tell, I guess, but I'm not holding my breath.

Finally, months back I asked what makes a professional writer. After having sent out all rejections, I saw a wide range of professionalism and unprofessionalism. The most notable was a writer/editor who basically said that I was wrong and his stories were in fact right for the anthology. (Classy for sure.) Then there was another writer who wrote back asking what "anthology" she was being rejected from, as she did not remember ever submitting to it in the first place. (Take the extra minute and do a quick search through your own e-mail before making an ass out of yourself.) And then there were a handful of writers who wrote back thanking me for my time but then saying something along the lines that it wasn't a big deal that their stories weren't picked as they didn't spend too much time on them anyway. (Really? Is that supposed to hurt my feelings or something? If anything, you're making yourself look like an idiot for admitting you didn't really work on your stories, so yeah, of course your stories didn't make the cut.) And then finally there were the writers who responded with a nice note saying thanks for reading, which was completely unnecessary but appreciated nonetheless.

So there you have it. I can't think of anything else to add, though I have been fighting the flu all weekend and still not 100% so I'm sure I might be missing something. Until next time ...