Thursday Linkage

Today over at Maclean's there's a piece called "The Incredible Shrinking Short Story" which mentions -- can you guess? -- hint fiction. Here's the first part:

At some point, if you work them right, words eventually become stories. Fragments and sentences turn into paragraphs, and paragraphs, if you’re lucky, become something whole. But the exact moment that change takes place can be hard to pinpoint. It’s not always clear what’s a narrative and what’s something less. That’s especially true in the field of very short fiction, which is enjoying a moment right now.

Writers have long played with prose forms that are shorter than traditional short stories. Franz Kafka and Jorge Luis Borges wrote slices and sketches that don’t fit the typical model. Hemingway once supposedly penned a story in six words to settle a bet. That piece—“For sale: baby shoes, never worn”—has never been definitively tied to “Papa.” But fans of what’s sometimes known as flash fiction, or very-short prose, often cite it as the ur-text of their form.

Check out the rest of the piece here.

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Over at PandoDaily, Sarah Lacy shares an email from a publishing insider who wishes to go unnamed ... which is smart, as this person basically admits he/she will soon be out of a job:

Long-term there’s no future in printed books. They’ll be like vinyl: pricey and for collectors only. 95% of people will read digitally. Everybody in publishing knows this but most are in denial about it because moving to becoming a digital company means laying off like 40% of our staffs. And the barriers to entry fall, too. We simply don’t want to think about it.

Amazon is thinking about it, though, and they’re targeting the publishers directly.

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On the heels of reading this, I then read all about Apple's big announcement where they talk about getting into the textbook business. Great! I also read about how they are finally opening a platform for writers to publish directly through them. Great? Well, not really. You see, in the app's license agreement, you find this:

Now understand I have no problems granting exclusivity. In fact, I have enrolled several of my e-books in the Kindle Select program, which allows Amazon Prime members to download those e-books for free via their "lending" program, plus I'm able to make my e-books free for up to five days during the ninety day exclusivity period. I tried it out with a few e-books to see how I liked it, and I actually like it quite a bit, so much so that I might enroll all of my books ... which means they would no longer be available via Nook or Sony or iBooks. On the one hand, I don't really like the idea of exclusivity -- I obviously want as many readers to be able to read my work as possible -- but on the other hand I benefit tremendously from it. The bulk of my sales are through Amazon; my sales with every other platform is so minimal it's almost laughable. That's the thing -- Amazon knows how to market and sell e-books (after all, they make apps that can be used on practically any device, so granting exclusivity isn't really a big deal when you think about it). Apple? Well, if they do, they sure haven't proven it yet. Me thinks this is a case of too little, too late. Their app is no doubt nice -- I must admit I do love Apple products -- but if you're looking for a program to create e-books, I highly recommend Scrivener.

The Worst Board Game Ever

So there's this board game called Quelf, whose name unfortunately sounds very similar to a certain type of flatulence, and I'm going to make the bold statement right here and now that it is probably one of the worst board games ever. Why?

Well because, no thanks to Hulu Plus, I have been subjected several times to this commercial:

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Now, as you can see from the commercial, Quelf appears to be the craziest and most super fun game every created. Like, super super super crazy fun. Like, so friggin fun it makes you want to tear your eyes out. I mean, honestly, even if a group of people are drunk (notice how there are no beer bottles strewn around the room, or even random drugs), how can they possibly have that level of excitement for a stupid board game? And not only that, did you notice the people standing in the background, apparently so entranced and amused by the Quelf players? Seriously, who goes to a party and just stands around and watches other people have the time of their life playing a board game? Or is this apparently a thing now? Do people really go crazy over board games? If that's the case, please oh please never invite me over to your party. I might just end up tearing my eyes out. Then again, that's probably more appealing then playing Quelf.

And The Nano Winners Are ...

From Ben White at Nanoism:

This year we converted $50 in prize money into $400 of charitable donations to wonderful organizations working from animal health to global health, clean water to fighting hunger. Thanks to everyone who donated! Without further ado, here are Robert Swartwood’s selections for this year:

  1. Johnna Talbot
  2. Pat Tompkins
  3. Sarah Stanton

Honorable mention: Jackie Bateman

Winners will be published beginning this week, starting with our honorable mention and running through Monday the 23rd, when our big (but equally small) winner will go live. Thank you everyone for your generosity.

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Thanks too to everyone who entered the Stripped giveaway contest. I failed to announce a winner on Saturday because I ended up taking a road trip with Brian Keene to Wilkes-Barre to see Nick Mamatas, who had been more or less stranded there due to weather. You can read about some of the trip here and here.

So now, without further ado, the randomly selected winner of the Stripped anthology is ...

RichardPF

Congrats, Richard! Email me your mailing address to robert (at) robertswartwood (dot) com when you get a chance, and I'll ship out a copy of Stripped sometime after the launch party February 4th.

Yes, Man Of Wax Is Disturbing

So I mentioned before how free e-books welcomed one-star reviews, right? Well, Man of Wax just got its first:

I was excited to begin this book as it sounded like it would be different sort of mystery. I prefer mysteries and do not need to tell you that many are very similar. With that said, I read about 15 percent and stopped abruptly when I came to a disturbingly gruesome part. I could not remove this book from my kindle fast enough!

I have to be honest -- I sort of love this review. Yes, Man of Wax is not for all readers. It's disturbing on many levels. In fact, right now it's probably my darkest book. However, the one-star review doesn't play well with Amazon's algorithm, so if you've read Man of Wax and enjoyed it, please considering reviewing it. And if you haven't picked it up yet, I advise you to do so quickly. Like, really quickly.